A student came into my classroom before first period today and asked if I was the sub. When I told her that I was here yesterday, she informed me she hadn't see me here. I noted that I've been here since Monday. She again insisted she hadn't seen me. I just replied, Well, what can I say. She looked at me and left.
I don't quite know what response she was looking for. I don't even think that particular student is in any of my classes.